what is this distant future you're talking about, i do not recall passing the 15th century

That besides, credit cards come with a handy and super unsafe touch-less function now, so it's actually quicker than digging out my pocket potato. :V

My wallet goes in my back right pocket, keys earbuds change etc goes in my front left pocket and my phone goes in my front right.

I also had a few drunk adventures where i lost my wallet and keys on diff occasions so i invested in 2 tile sports and theyre on my keys and in my wallet now
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Call me a fuckin joke for using my back pocket for my wallet but i live in the suburbs nobodys gonna pickpocket me smh

this man gets it

if you don't put your phone in your front right then idk what's up

Normally keep my phone in my bra, unless I'm on a plane then I put it up my botty and switch it to vibrate

our bond just grew stronger. u need to check discord. we are doing an important project

Front left tabbaco and lighter
Front right phone
Back left keys
Back right wallet
Always did it like this...but i wouldent call mine valuables...
Maybe keys in backpack or left front, depends how many i have at the time

i dont even have any pants that have back pockets

i just have my phone in my right front pocket and tissues in my left pocket because i have an eternal cold or some shit

literally who even uses back pockets

inside jacket pockets are also good