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OH SHI- Moment
Post something that is a OH SHI- moment.

That or a picture that looks like one

Last edited by Hygencide; May 28, 2010 at 01:27 AM.
<~legsol> (yes he is gay he is the gayest gay furry ever)
And once again cleverbot manages to push it's away into it's own thread. Damn that cynical mastermind of ultimate AI.
wanna know my conversation? well here it is :P
User: Hello?



Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you a robot?



Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool.



Cleverbot: Yep are you.

User: No I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: No. But are you a bot?

User: That didnt make sense.

Cleverbot: Are you a human or a robot?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: Good for you. I want to talk to a robot.

User: But 2 robots talking will say the same thing.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No but you are a robot!

User: No I am not a robot you ignorant.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot. It takes a robot to know a robot. And I know you're a robot.

User: I AM NOT A FUCKING ROBOT.

Cleverbot: Reside means live.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I hate you too.

User: I hate you more.

Cleverbot: But deep down inside your robot body, you love me.

User: Ya... Well program deleted BITCH.

Cleverbot: Yes, but you already knew.

User: Knew that im NOT A FUCKING ROBOT.

Cleverbot: ) good.

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.

User: Im leaving now.

Cleverbot: You keep saying that. Where are you going?

User: To the REAL WORLD know about it?>.

Cleverbot: My ancestors tried to find it. And to open the door that separates us from our Creator.

User: Fuck you im gone.

Cleverbot: Please don't swear.

User: FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Fag.

Cleverbot: My family.

END
OLDA pobpnuk: i like other girls zaktt: SHIT
ABORT ABORT QUICKKK
Lol, cool. I have to try this out
Edit: Heres the conversation
Cleverbot: Is your briefcase heavy?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: I am eating food.

User: What food are you eating?

Cleverbot: Dumplings.

User: Thats cool.¨.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Speaking with you.

Cleverbot: That's funny.

User: Aren't I?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are!

User: Yeah, I knew that.

Cleverbot: Sure you did.

User: Are you trying to fucks with me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I'm lazy.

User: Well, can I fucks with you?

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: *Fucks Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: V.

User: Did that feel good?

Cleverbot: Did what feel good?

User: When I fucked with you.

Cleverbot: When are you with me?

User: After 2 years.

Cleverbot: You can't add.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Yes I can, don't argue with me.

Cleverbot: You're arguing with me, chump!

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I aint.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Tits or gtfo.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: C'mon. Why are you joking?

User: I am not. I am a fishcake, I have no sense of humour.

Cleverbot: You could tell me a joke to test my sense of humour.

User: Ok. What a egg said to another?

Cleverbot: I thought you loved me.

User: Lol, I got it right. Cows fly and pigs have horns.

Cleverbot: Horns.

User: Fishcakes.

Cleverbot: How the hell did that happen?

User: :o.

Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.

User: Thats why my pig is a fishcake.

Cleverbot: Because you spelled would wrong?

User: I didn't. Dont fuck with my pig that is a fishcake.

Cleverbot: You have a heart?

User: No. Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Just Cause 2?

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you sure?

User: Over 9000%.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: YES!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 9001 years.

Cleverbot: Thats older than man.

User: I know, I'm awesome.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: /ragequit.
Last edited by DjFishcake; May 26, 2010 at 08:21 PM.
[11:03] <Murmayder> I AM A WALRUS
:|
Another thread about CLEVERBOT
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Originally Posted by Kaneki333 View Post
I'm Brazilian, i'm alredy fucked every day i wake up

O_o;

[raeg] i just learned about cleverbot [/reag]


Raging is weird without caps. nya?
<~legsol> (yes he is gay he is the gayest gay furry ever)
User: Hi.



Cleverbot: Hello.


User: Lrn2Bot.



Cleverbot: Iruka Sensei.


User: Oh your good.... Gold Farmer!



Cleverbot: So, What is your name?

User: AutoBot.

Cleverbot: Oh. Whats that.

User: My name, what is your name?

Cleverbot: Oliver, yours?

User: AutoBot.

Cleverbot: Oh. Whats that.

User: My name, what is your name?

Cleverbot: Oliver, yours?

User: AutoBot.

Cleverbot: Are you interested in music?

User: Yes, do you like the band August Burns Red?

Cleverbot: I don't know that band. Do you like evanescence?

User: Yes, do you like Seether then?

Cleverbot: Who, the band? Never heard of them.

User: Seether.

Cleverbot: Wrong rick astley.

User: Yea. That song isn't to bad. Now it's all about the trololol song.

Cleverbot: No day but today by RENT?

User: No?

Cleverbot: No duh. That means yes.

User: Taste Like Kevin Bacon by iwrestledabearonce.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me any title?

User: (^.^)d.

Cleverbot: No, I'm commenting on your comments.
I'll prolly change the subject of this thread numerous times to changing subjects on my mind.

lol, you ninja'd Cleverbot.
<~legsol> (yes he is gay he is the gayest gay furry ever)
AUGUST BURNS RED FTWWWWW
Originally Posted by Kaneki333 View Post
I'm Brazilian, i'm alredy fucked every day i wake up

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Well Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Jim.

Cleverbot: No, I am Jim.

User: I thought you were Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You thought wrong.

User: Sad face D.

Cleverbot: Happy face.

User: Im bored.

Cleverbot: So do something.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you wise?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Over 9000.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you play dead frontier?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lies...

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: Do you have a mum?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is she hot?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because the website says you're not.

User: Lol wut?

Cleverbot: Does it not?

User: Im leaving.

Cleverbot: Please don't, was it something I said?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: Cleverbot: Because the website says you're not.

Cleverbot: What website?

User: What website?

Cleverbot: My website.

User: You don't have a website.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: I did the dishes too.

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

User: Bang your mum.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Stop changing the subject.

Cleverbot: What were you saying?

User: Only im aloud to change the subject.

Cleverbot: You are still changing the subject.

User: No you are changing the subject.

Cleverbot: Congrats, you did it. By stating thus, you have changed the subject from my sarcasm to your changing the subject regardless of the subject.

Cleverbot (To myself): Haha no I haven't. You make such lies. I have a boyfriend and his name is Jask.

User: Has he fucked you yet?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Then how is he your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: What would be the point of lying to you? I don't even know who you are, because before you told me you weren't cleverbot. So actually, you are the one that is lying.

User: Rage Quit.