You all talk about dueler addict vs clan war maniac, diamond opener abuser vs irookie shovel main, femboy msquad vs power abuser ex-staff... Let's talk about what REALLY matters.

The powerful duo who have withstood the trial of time. Cementing their legacy as the two crowned singleplayer champions, Tori and Uke want to tell you how they're feeling after surviving the downfall of Toribash Wii, Minibash and Next.

How did they survive? Solely by being their relax all fanatic and hold all selves, as they would never give you up nor change who they are, no matter the circumstances.

In the mood for random mods testing? Uke would never let you down, as he's always there for you one button away.

Felt like practicing Aikido or Lenshu comebacks? Uke would never run around and desert you - he's literally waiting for you run to him, then shows you 0.0001% of his true power by instantly teleporting to another place within the ring. He can strike you down at ANY second with his power of immortality, and yet he chooses to help you train, let that sink in.

Maybe you're more into tricking? The moves you can make Tori and Uke do will never make you cry, as every joint click is one more frame towards saving "Best Tricking Ever.rpl".

Wanted to spar with yourself? Tori and Uke would never tell a lie and hurt you as they comply and act out your imaginary spar as happy as they can be. Well...you can see why for yourself.

We've known Uke and Tori for so long, and to honor their commitment of staying in a dead funny TikTok ragdoll simulator, answer with a post who you chose and why.

Tori

Or

Uke

Ukeko

i first met uke back in 2010 in singleplayer and his iron defences made all the blue belts in public judo seem like crate paper, this guy is just a legend, even though he doesn't play to win he has serious skills and a legacy that is untouched

TORILEGEND

voting is perfectly balanced, as all things should be

Glad to see I wasn't the only one using Uke for judo practice and noticing openers that split/decap multiplayer guys won't work on Uke. He's something different.

Uke account existed since 2007, whereas Tori was made in 2014.
Uke has 314K, Tori has a measly 81K.
Uke even has more items than Tori's deactive and active.

Most interesting of all, Uke has had many sets in the past around early 3.0 era, while Tori was dressed by the player instead.


Anyone remember all the Toribash video edits that incorporates the orange & blue set?

Let's not forget Pixelate's set.

Only thing Tori has going for him account wise is 20K QI. Sadly, Tori played only 5 games, a filthy QI buyer. Uke has a legitimate 690 QI with a higher damage score.

Uke's profile
Tori's profile

Uke as new legend, now.

Uke displays a depth of zen that is unmatchable, forever giving the other cheek, he is enlightened.

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if you vote for tori consider yourself an opp