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I thought it would be cool to see some of the funky things you people eat and how you make them. So basically, post some pictures of the ingredients you used and the finished product of your meal/snack/food/thing and tell how to make it, and maybe even what it tastes like. Also, tell at what time you would generally eat this (Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Snack etc.)

First up...


MWAHS LEANING TOWER OF OMELETTE (BREAKFAST)

INGREDIENTS

HAM
GOUDA CHEESE (ANY OTHER CHEESE IS FINE BUT NOT AS GOOD)
SEA SALT
BLACK PEPPER
EGGS



HOW TO MAKE IT

STEP 1. MAKE THE EGGS

CRACK THOSE SUCKERS OPEN AND POOR THEM ON YOUR HOT PAN, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT SOME COOKING SPRAY ON THAT HOT PAN FIRST TOO. I GENERALLY PUT THE HEAT ON THE MIDDLE SETTING, BUT HOWEVER YOU COOK YOUR EGGS ARE FINE TOO, FRIEND.

STEP 2. ADD LE CHEZ

TRY TO DO THIS WHILE YOU ARE MAKING THE EGGS. AFTER YOU FINISH ONE SIDE AND FLIP IT OVER PUT A SLICE, OR SOME SHAVINGS OF CHEEZE ON THE COOKED SIDE, THIS WILL CAUSE THE CHEESE TO MELT ALL NICE ON TOP OF THE EGG. MM MM MM!


STEP 3. MAKE THE TOWER

NOW THAT YOUR EGGS HAVE NICE STICKY CHEESE ON THE TOPS OF THEM STICK THEM ALL TOGETHER ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER. THIS WILL MAKE THE TOWER.

STEP 4. ADD HAM

PUT A SLAB OF HAM OVER THE TOP OF THE TOWER. ONE IS SUFFICIENT, BUT IF YOU WANNA GO CRAZY I'M NOT GOING TO STOP YOU. IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN CUT UP THE PECIES OF HAM (LIKE I DID), IF YOU WANT TO USE LESS FOR THE HEALTHIER CHOICE

STEP 5. HERBZ

ADD THE SEA SALT AND BLACK PEPPER ALL OVER THIS SHIT. YOU CAN DO IT BEFORE OR AFTER YOU ADD THE HAM. AND OF COURSE, YOU CAN USE OTHER HERBZ.


OKAY, SO NOW YOU'VE MADE YOUR OWN LEANING TOWER OF OMELETTE. IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY DELISH. YOU PROBABLY SHOULD ADD MORE EGGS THAN I DID TO MAKE A MORE APPEALING TOWER, BUT I WASN'T SUPER HUNGRY.





Now post your delicious foods that you make or eat, or not so delicious.
I cannot wait for the second part of this amazing series.


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#hi


Step one: make burgers
step two: put shit tons of hot sauce on your burger
step three: put more hot sauce
step four: eat said burgers
Step one: Cook eggs
Step two: While cooking gather all your rage and concentrate it on the eggs
Step three: MASH THOSE/THAT (depending if its one or more eggs) FUCKER NICE AND STRONG.
Step four: congratulations you now have that mashed egg thing that they mostly serve in hotels.
Step five: eat.
Here i should post something witty if i had something, which i dont.
Step 1. Heat some oil in a pan at 90 degrees celsius.
Step 2. Crack a few eggs in a bowl
Step 3. Order some Mcdonalds
Hi.
Is it just me....or is your cheese pack backwards?

Well i have two simple things (with pictures, yay)

1. Get a bowl, vanilla ice cream, soda (i chose orange)

2. Put ice cream in said bowl along with the soda

Mouthgasm



1. Get any flavor hot dog or whatever, buns, chili (i prefer beanless) and shredded cheese (i chose normal)

2. Cook the hot dogs and chili, heat up the buns if you want

3. Put the hot dog in the bun and the chili and cheese on top

4. Melt the cheese and then BAM!!, food

Uhh cant think up a witty title

Last edited by Leaf; May 26, 2012 at 05:20 PM.


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Step 3:take it out
Step 4:take a spoon and dump it into the container
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Originally Posted by BarneyStinson View Post
Barney's homecooked delicious Blini!

1. Go the store
2. Buy a blini
3. Cook the blini
4. Omnomonomonom


looks nice, what is blini mean?
u wot m8
Originally Posted by 456654 View Post
looks nice, what is blini mean?

It's like a crepe.
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