I edited the post and put the exact issue in the spoiler

i dirty talked in public servers with another user who claimed to be a girl when i was like 14

I mean I did try get you to come to my exclusive bday party but unfortunately the toribash bit was a meme. I think in the clan league finals last year I was hammered at a party and I made this chick download toribash so I could attend the finals and me and her were in the stream on voice chat but that's the closest toribash has been to my personal life. I still haven't watched that stream fuck knows what I said on it
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Flexing toribash is something @itemp would do
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Apparently work is more important than jobomans birthday @icky

so when I was young, I noticed that I could see my nose and I kinda went insane because I was nonstop focusing on my nose

edit: no mirror though, like... really look at my nose with my own eyes

honestly same.
Guess we just have to learn to live with it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Once I filled my desktop with random programs I found on the internet because I thought my mother would be proud of me for knowing how to download stuff. Instead I got grounded lmao.(also a LOT of viruses, the upper side of InternetExplorer was filled with SO MUCH PLUGINS that it took about 50% of the screen, plus the desktop had so many programs they couldn't fit on the desktop).

I was the one who installed iStripper (Desktop sprites that strip on your screen and move around) on all the computer tech pcs for senior prank

pay me enough and i'll even wear a bikini to your party

not many people actually know about this, but when I clean my room once a week (sometimes twice a week) I can spend up to an hour or longer cleaning it, I have some sort of obsession with having my bedroom clean and perfect to a tee... everything dusted more than 3 times, I sometimes move my art frames around and the albums in my room,idk why, I like to switch them in different places... also my room is pretty large so it adds on the fact that i have a lot of room to clean and I even take out all of my clothes off the racks and out of my draws to just refold them and place them back, I have even ironed them when they didn't need to be ironed. I think i'm a psychopath.

When i had a friend over (a fuck buddy) i told her about this and she told me it was creepy but wasn't completely freaked out lol.
I vacuum my room 2 - 3 times a week also, even though it never even needs to be vacuumed it's just the feeling on having a fresh room.

Adding onto the clothes part, since i'm getting into fashion/modeling/photography i'll be having a new wardrobe so that will be fun to have MORE clothes to iron and sort them out twice a god damn week... I have way too many clothes for a guy and yes, i've been told that it's weird but allow it, fam.

Rather weird, I have to clean my house everyday. Otherwise the dust will build up a lot. Also allergies.

I can relate to the clean part feeling though. It's rather nice when you finish cleaning everything up.

Been going out way too much this summer and my parents are worried I'm an alcoholic.I'm starting to think they're right